Girls complain about everything. It's hard being them. Not to mention they are totally incapable of being independent. Even to the toilet, someone needs to follow. Guys don't ask each other to tag along when one needs to poop. Not even gay dudes. Fair enough since peeing for them is blatantly visible and hey, who needs to follow one and watch that person pee eh? Even if you get turned on by dicks, u would at least prefer to get turned on by one that dosen't spout urine out right? Least girls do it behind closed doors. Which brings me to the next question. Why is it guys could obviously see each other's dicks when standing on opposite cubicles when girls do it behind closed doors? It's not like its any different for girls. Its not like one has a triangle vagina while the other a pentagon shaped one. It's not like girls get turned on seeing each others vagina unless you're human (note: i refer to all humans as sexual beings not lesbians. It is possible to like women without being a lesbian) Yeah I say girls who don't get turned on by other girls aliens. C'mon don't lie to yourselves, its not weird to like the same package another chick and you share. And what's with girls who flick their hands all over when after they washed their hands? I get splashed with droplets of bacteria filled germs and its fine if it lands on my shirt of hands, I could wash it off. But it lands on my face! The Singaporean me, quickly cupped a handful of water and splashed back! Or sometimes, I glare at them and utter the deadly "Tsk" that'd either produce a "Sorry" or merely a blank "Oh... (exits toilet speedily)" look.
The World Toilet Organization must clamp down on illiterate female toilet users.
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